I catch a beat running like Randy Moss
Much props to Hillary at Antidisingenuousmentarianism for bringing us this link which compares college football programs to rappers.
It's excellent. My favorite ones?
-Clemson/Ying-Yang Twins
Squad preferred by the mentally challenged, replete with an inexplicable moment in the sun that everyone's better off forgetting. Known to squander mainstream respect with ill-advised forays into crunk. But that's not as convincing as the fact that a certain Tiger QB supposedly asked my friend's sister if he could get a noseful of her nether regions. I seriously can't believe this wasn't the first one I thought of.
and
-Georgia Tech/Method Man
Man, was it really THAT long ago that these guys were contenders? Prone to lapses in judgment, and being hamstrung by shaky leadership. Really likes the wacky tobacky.
It's tremendous. Check it out.
It's excellent. My favorite ones?
-Clemson/Ying-Yang Twins
Squad preferred by the mentally challenged, replete with an inexplicable moment in the sun that everyone's better off forgetting. Known to squander mainstream respect with ill-advised forays into crunk. But that's not as convincing as the fact that a certain Tiger QB supposedly asked my friend's sister if he could get a noseful of her nether regions. I seriously can't believe this wasn't the first one I thought of.
and
-Georgia Tech/Method Man
Man, was it really THAT long ago that these guys were contenders? Prone to lapses in judgment, and being hamstrung by shaky leadership. Really likes the wacky tobacky.
It's tremendous. Check it out.
posted by Jmac at 9:58 AM
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That was pretty freakin' awesome.
-Bryan
I loved the Ying-Yang Twins picture.
Thought you might like a new project we're kicking off: Seven Deadly Cynics. Let us know what you think.
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