Not that I'm one prone to cross-linking - well, except that I kinda am - here's last night's Top Ten list from David Letterman, courtesy of Daily Kos.
Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq ...
10. Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign
9. Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah
8. Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge
7. Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'
6. Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama
5. A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head
4. Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb
3. Wait, you mean it ain't going well?
2. Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag
1. Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'
---Late Show with David Letterman
By the way ... the locked door thing was hysterical in reality. Did the president just go to the wrong door? Was there a mix-up? Either way ... pretty damn funny.
Top Ten New President Bush Strategies For Victory in Iraq ...
10. Make an even larger 'Mission Accomplished' sign
9. Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah
8. Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge
7. Launch slogan, 'It's not Iraq, it's Weraq'
6. Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama
5. A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head
4. Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb
3. Wait, you mean it ain't going well?
2. Boost morale by doing his hilarious 'Locked Door' gag
1. Place Saddam back in power and tell him, 'It's your problem now, dude'
---Late Show with David Letterman
By the way ... the locked door thing was hysterical in reality. Did the president just go to the wrong door? Was there a mix-up? Either way ... pretty damn funny.
posted by Jmac at 11:37 AM
3 Comments:
Hey Jmac. What's the difference between the LSU Tigers and Rice Krispies?
Hmmm ... does it involve snap, crackle and pop? (TM)
Rice Krispies belong in a bowl.
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