Real Work Conversations

Lady at Store (proudly displaying UGA Employee of the Year button): We've got three flavors of Drumsticks, but only one is in right now (lifting box to show us). But if you head over to Aderhold right now, you might be able to get some.
Me: This will do for now.
Carissa: Yeah, we can try tomorrow.
Lady at Store (standing in middle of store, still holding box): OK, but you can try there. And I'll make sure we get some in

(Five-second delay as we leave store)

Carissa: The sheer fact that insane lady was named Employee of the Month makes me question everything about this institution.
Me: It does make you doubt the selection process.