Real Work Conversations

Me: The long hair is starting to get annoying with it hanging all over my ears. What do you think?
Carissa: It would help a lot of you had an accent or something ... like Brazilian.
Me: How about Swedish?
Carissa: Like the cook on The Muppets?
Me: I don't know how well that would work out. Irish is good.
Carissa: Scottish! Like the second teacher on Head of the Class!
Me: Wow. I ... wow ... there's nothing to follow that up with.