Real Work Conversations
Intern Leslie: I know you're going to make fun of me and how I eat at commercial chain restaurants, but I ate at Chili's for lunch today.
Me: Leslie, come on.
Intern Katie: We've got to get you a list of local restaurants.
Intern Leslie: It's awful, I know.
Me: There are plenty of good ones around you can eat at.
Intern Katie: I can forgive you for Chili's ... but Applebee's? Absolutely not.
..........
Me: Is it wrong of me to like that new song by Diddy?
Intern Leslie: Which one is it?
Me: It's called 'Come To Me.'
Intern Lauren: Perhaps if you sang it for us, we could help you out.
Me: I'm not singing a Diddy song.
Intern Lauren: You sang 'Ignition' by R. Kelly yesterday.
Me: That's different.
Intern Lauren: Apparently there's an R. Kelly mood?
Me: Anytime is an R. Kelly mood.
Me: Leslie, come on.
Intern Katie: We've got to get you a list of local restaurants.
Intern Leslie: It's awful, I know.
Me: There are plenty of good ones around you can eat at.
Intern Katie: I can forgive you for Chili's ... but Applebee's? Absolutely not.
..........
Me: Is it wrong of me to like that new song by Diddy?
Intern Leslie: Which one is it?
Me: It's called 'Come To Me.'
Intern Lauren: Perhaps if you sang it for us, we could help you out.
Me: I'm not singing a Diddy song.
Intern Lauren: You sang 'Ignition' by R. Kelly yesterday.
Me: That's different.
Intern Lauren: Apparently there's an R. Kelly mood?
Me: Anytime is an R. Kelly mood.
posted by Jmac at 8:01 PM
5 Comments:
Chili's is good.
Doesn't their corn come on a stick?
I agree that anytime is an R. Kelly mood. Good observation!
I haven't seen one Chili's or one Applebee's up here. There is a TGIFriday's in Oak Park, but the others I have yet to come across. That's weird.
What sucks is no Chick-fil-A!
I work in an elementary school. Let me tell you: there is definitely a time to NOT be in an R. Kelly mood.
Not even in the malls? You, sir, are "in Inferno".
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