Real work conversations
TUESDAY, MARCH 14
Carissa: How was The Masters?
Me: Huh?
Carissa: Your trip? The Masters?
Me: That's not it.
Carissa: No ... wait ... beer ... beer in a can? You went to drink beer in a can and fish, right?
Me: If you mean I went to the beach, then yes ... it was good. How was your trip?
Carissa: Pennsylvania.
Me: Ah.
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Me: I've got to go to the grocery store this afternoon.
Hillary: I hate the grocery store.
Me: Really?
Hillary: Well, people who don't hate humanity are OK going. (beat) Not that I hate humanity, it's just that I hate it when humanity won't get the hell out of my way.
Carissa: How was The Masters?
Me: Huh?
Carissa: Your trip? The Masters?
Me: That's not it.
Carissa: No ... wait ... beer ... beer in a can? You went to drink beer in a can and fish, right?
Me: If you mean I went to the beach, then yes ... it was good. How was your trip?
Carissa: Pennsylvania.
Me: Ah.
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Me: I've got to go to the grocery store this afternoon.
Hillary: I hate the grocery store.
Me: Really?
Hillary: Well, people who don't hate humanity are OK going. (beat) Not that I hate humanity, it's just that I hate it when humanity won't get the hell out of my way.
posted by Jmac at 7:07 AM
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