A really bad idea

The holidays should be about forgiveness, but I'm not sure bringing Roger Clemens back to the Red Sox fits the bill. If Clemens is content being booed by his own fans, then I suppose he's welcome. He can pitch his customary complete game gem in a game of no consequence, while lasting only 3 1/3 innings in a pivotal game against the Yankees before departing due to a nagging itch on his shoulder.

While we're at it, can we have Bucky Dent serve as our hitting coach too?